MADISON, trillian

[trillian madison]

trillian madison

How old are you?
Do you really expect me to answer this honestly? Who asks a woman this question? I'm twenty-six, happy?

Are you in school or going to work? If so, what are are you in, or where do you work?
I'm going to school for the culinary arts. My parents are loaded so I could just live off my trust fund, but I want to find something I'm good at. P.S. it's not cooking.

Are you married, dating, or single?
I'm single. I hope. There was that one night in vegas when that boy from that one show took me to a weird building run by elvis, but I could swear that had nothing to do with the ring I found on my finger the next morning. I'm glad I didn't tell him my real name.

What significant events have happened in your history?
I was born. That's pretty significant. Then I grew up with my nanny danya. My parents weren't around much. Turns out my mother was a drunk. She died when I was twelve. I considered not even going to her funeral. I figured people would think I was heartless if I didn't though. I didn't even know the woman. My father and I grew closer after that and eventually he sold all his stocks or bonds or whatever and he decided to get a house with his lovely daughter. So we're basically loaded but he yells at me because he wants to live the simple life. I love the guy to death but I'm afraid he'll like die alone. Anyway, not sure how that's even significant.

Also, I got my first pair of running shoes when I was eleven and I've been running ever since. I love running more than anything in the world and I also enjoy baking. My expiraments usually have a fifty-fifty turn out as to whether or not they'll be good, but when they're good, they are GOOD! Anyway, dad decided to send me to cooking school, but I can't stick to recipes, they're so boring.

What are five things you like?
I like food, cheesecake, my father, running, and being spontaneous.

What are five things you hate?
Drunks, my mother dying so early, that old man that stares at me when I run in my spandex leggings, my father's string of girlfriends that were only after his money, my dad's lawyer, and my stuffed Eeyore, because he broke on me, and I can't fix him.

What do you think is your best personality feature?
I tend to be slightly out there in a weird way. I like it about myself. It makes me interesting and spontaneous but it might bug some people. Anyway, it's what I think is my best personality feature.

What is your worst personality feature?
I tend to talk for hours until someone tells me to stop. It's a curse really. I'm told my mother had it too, but she never spent five seconds talking to me, so I can't believe it. Of course, I'm also the type that doesn't think before she speaks.

How would you describe your appearance?
I'm paler than a ghost most of the time. My mother was a ghostly beauty, and my father says I inherited her looks. I also have a naturally slim body. It isn't like I work out or anything, and I've even tried to gain weight but my body yells at me and says not gonna happen. Another thing about me that I like is my eyes. They're blue but sometimes they're dark and sometimes they're light. You never know what you'll get with them, just like me. My hair is naturally black, but I like changing it around sometimes. I suppose I do have a runner's body, but I love running too much to give it up to gain weight. As for clothing, I wear whatever is in my closet or on the floor that day. I get a lot of free samples from people, or I used to, but now I think I'm too old and my father is retired, so they don't send them anymore.

Describe yourself in one word.
Kooky

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