VALMONT, bryce zachary

[bryce valmont]

bryce zachary valmont

How old are you?
This charming stud is only twenty-one years young.


Are you in school or going to work? If so, what are are you in, or where do you work?
At night, I work at the Encore Theater at the concession stands. I know every candy ever known to mankind. During the day, I'm superman... translation: I'm going to school and I want to become a writer, so sometimes I'll wear the cool looking square glasses when I stay up late studying. But only sometimes. I don't want people to know of my identity.


Are you married, dating, or single?
I've been divorced twice, have four kids in some foreign country that no one's ever heard of, and I have a dog named Zero... all of which only the last one is true. I'm 100% single, ladies.


What significant events have happened in your history?
Nothing worth noting, really. I was raised in a middle class family, the middle child of three kids, so I was the brains of the family. Kind of like the Brady bunch, only that my mother developed an eating disorder and passed away when I was ten, and my father was never around, so we were sent to live with my aunt. She wasn't a very pleasant person to live with, so I often ran away. I transformed from the geeky little awkward looking kid to the king prankster in a matter of years, using grins to mask the lack of attention I was receiving from my family. I almost didn't graduate after a group of friends and I pulled a prank on the headmistress, but she was too stiff, she really needed it. So, after I finally graduated high school (I did have to repeat the tenth grade, but it wasn't because of lack of intelligence), I moved out here and realized that this isn't high school anymore. So I got a dog and started college, hoping to regain some ground. His name is Zero because he cost me zero dollars, just incase you were wondering. He was a stray.


What are five things you like?
+ Playing guitar
+ Playing pranks
+ My dog, Zero
+ Any and all types of candy
+ The warm fuzzies you get when you really like someone, but they don't know that you do, or maybe they do, but they won't admit it


What are five things you hate?
- The stupid job uniform
- Being called "Valmont"
- Most types of authority
- People with a poor sense of humor
- My father, for leaving us to fend on our own


What do you think is your best personality feature?
I think that my best personality feature is probably that I'm pretty laid-back. I like to do things on my own time, and I would sacrifice pretty much anything, including my dignity/ego, to make someone else smile. It's my gift and I wear it with pride. A smile, that is.


What is your worst personality feature?
I tend to bottle things up until I'm just about ready to explode. I don't take it out on other people, possibly inanimate objects, but that's another story. I can have a bad temper, if I'm provoked, and you can't get me to stop once you get me going. I'm the energizer bunny, baby.


How would you describe your appearance?
Exactly like my personality: laid-back. I wear what I want, usually something casual, but always comfortable. I don't do ties, but I like collared shirts. Jeans are my friend. Oh, and sneakers, especially with cool laces.


Describe yourself in one word.
Prankster.

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